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Posted on 3rd Nov at 12:13 AM, with 35,530 notes

humunanunga:

humunanunga:

You can believe in magic, but watch out.

It’s fun learning astrology until you start to make broad assumptions about real people’s behavior based only on their birthday.

It’s fun to speculate about alien civilization until you say early cultures weren’t competent enough to build their own pyramids or until scientologists stalk you for every penny you have.

It’s fun dressing symptoms in mystical language like “empath” or “indigo child” until you go through life undiagnosed, unaccomodated and feeling less and less human.

It’s all fun and games until Tiktokkers tell you hallucinations are actually attunement with a higher dimension and that you should stop taking your antipsychotics.

It’s fun to think about possession and changelings until mom starts trying to “save” her child’s soul or dad kills his family for having “serpent genes.”

It’s fun to see natural formations as if they were manmade until you start believing cultists when they say flying saucers are Antarctic Nazis.

You can believe in magic. It’s fun to believe in magic. Believing in magic is valuable stimulation. But watch out. Remember your reality checks. There’s a lot of cults and scams and white supremacists out there who want to sell you something, and that longing for magic to believe in is how they get you.

Posted on 3rd Nov at 12:13 AM, with 18,591 notes

minmos:

minmos:

reading about tracking kestrel populations rn and

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THE PRINGLES???

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Good work everyone

Posted on 28th Oct at 11:44 PM, with 37,559 notes

nancywheeeler:

i love that specific ao3 phenomenon where you get a sudden influx of kudos on a work and it’s clear someone shared your fic but you have no idea who they are or where they shared it. it’s like being a dickensian orphan receiving money from a mysterious benefactor.

Posted on 23rd Oct at 5:28 PM, with 25,560 notes

mortalityplays:

the funniest thing about being gay is the way that displays of heterosexuality inevitably age into homosexuality. the women’s parlour tea societies and pier-side strongmen of the 1900s. the patriotic rosie riveters and coiffed soldier boys of wartime. the A-line skirts and cat eye glasses and mutton chops and flares of the 70s. the camo minidresses and divine sisterhoods and lad on lad on lad culture of the 90s. it’s ours now. the bikers and the sailors and the flappers and the beat poets and the hippies and the ladies maids. you parody yourselves to escape from us and we eat it for breakfast forever and ever amen.

Posted on 23rd Oct at 5:27 PM, with 38,361 notes

red-mercer:

kaijuno:

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Once I was in a class with an ex-cop and he would grab at his right hip when something was pissing him off

Posted on 23rd Oct at 5:26 PM, with 151,681 notes

howieduet:

ethicalhorseslaughter:

catsofyore:

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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Nationality: pussy

Posted on 23rd Oct at 5:26 PM, with 86,062 notes

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

hey, don’t cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

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i realized that i like the format because it’s the exact opposite of the recipe blogs with 1000 words before they get to an ingredient list.

Posted on 22nd Oct at 4:46 PM, with 63,710 notes

vedajuno:

dougbowser:

hd remaster

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why does this post self destruct

Posted on 22nd Oct at 4:39 PM, with 28,117 notes

leafcutteroverlord:

angelicguy:

young men are experiencing alienation, which is apparently a different thing than transforming into a little green guy with a ray gun

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Posted on 22nd Oct at 4:37 PM, with 177,447 notes

notthegrouch:

mentalhealthmemez:

anarchistmemecollective:

jasminesapphires:

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

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“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” 

- Vincent van Gogh

Posted on 22nd Oct at 4:36 PM, with 158,293 notes

ncah-czerny:

patt-off:

patt-off:

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

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>:)

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Posted on 22nd Oct at 3:02 PM, with 186,715 notes
targent:
“cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires
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targent:

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

Posted on 22nd Oct at 3:00 PM, with 324 notes

heartsnbruises:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

the thing about abba is that they never feel tonally inappropriate even when they should

every time I imagine myself smeared across asphalt I think “would I be okay with this song being the soundtrack to my death?” and whenever it’s ABBA I don’t really have any objections

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